don`t sing your lullaby...
Who remembers the band, Kix? Great stuff. Wow, what happened to them.
Anyway, what to discuss today...oh, i don`t know. I`m just thinking about hitting the pool and getting some sun later today. But here is a little ditty that i wrote, inspired by a friend in Chicago:
God he was fucked up. It was already mid-morning and he had been going all night and didn`t see an end in sight. And noone was answering their phones, so he did what anyone else would do. he called a clown
to come over to entertain him.f
Probably the most ridiculous thing ever.
Here was this clown that showed up with all kinds of gagdgets and gag stuff, and seemed schocked when Chris answered the door in his boxers holding a beer.
No kids were in sight.
"Is this 2976 Ravine?"
"Yeah man, you`re in the right place, come on in...i`ve been waiting for you."
"Ummm...is it just you?
"Well me and you now..."
He hesitated at the door.
What was going on, he asked himself, a bit worried.
"Hey man...don`t worry,"Chris said grabbing a handful of hundreds. "I just need someone to entertain me for awhile"
"What?!"
"yeah....i`ve been flying all night and just need some laughs.
"Are you serious?
"I just handed you a thousand cash, yes i`m fucking serious. Now..want a drink?"
"No thanks," the clown said hestitaing as he counted the bills.
"So let`s go...what can you do," Chris said grabbing a place on the couch, where in front of him sat a bag of dope, an eight ball, about 6 emtpy beers, a bottle of Vodka, some red bulls...just shit.
Again hesitation.
"Dude...I don`t know if i can do this?"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Because man."
"Ummm...yes?"
"Man, this is fucking weird."
"Dude...you`re a fucking clown. Now make a balloon animal or something."
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