so i`m sitting here laughing about a story that happened back in high school (yes, 20 years ago or so) that I never knew about until about two months ago!
it`s classic. i guess what happened was I asked a girl, who happened to really like me at the time, to come with me to the Video store, which obviously one would think met that I was asking her to watch a movie with me...
...well, i guess instead i had her help me pick out a movie, and then...that was it! i went home!
by myself!
i didn`t ask her to come with!
wow...
what a tool i was.
anyway, it`s been an inside joke with her and her friends for a long time, and i finally was told about it.
i feel terrible as this girl was and still is a really cool girl.
i bring this up as the joke came back up yesterday and was played out on Facebook brilliantly by all people privy to that story.
well played girls.
and this has led me to think about other stories from a long time ago that only years later the truth was finally divulged. a couple that come to the top of my mind are:
1. When i told my brother that Barry Mannilow had started lifting weights and had become really big, and was considering competing in contests...(this was a long, long time ago) and for the longest time my brother believed this, until one day years later he saw a Barry on TV and was like, "wait...he`s not yoked!"
damn, that was funny...i`m laughing now.
2. Another story is when i wrecked one of my best friend`s cars drunk, and i came up with the most ridiculous story about how his bumper just fell off while i was driving and i was lucky and skilled enough to avoid running over it, which had caused me to hit my head on the dashboard, cracking it all the way across. So here i was essentially trying to turn it on him!!!
Yet, a few people had actually witnessed me doing this!!!
I will say that Brad never believed me version, especially when i gave him a check right away! Damn that was a funny night, i was so hammered and i wanted to go get a piece of *ss, because i just knew this girl wanted to see me when i was at the point that i couldn`t speak without slurring or really stand on my own. Hell, i had brought a stick to tie my penis to, and some string! get it...
Well now i`m laughing out loud and i`m trying to think of some other stories, but i`m laughing so hard that i can`t! But i would love to hear some other great ones! Especially if they involve me! Haha.
By the way, today`s blog was written while listening to Thrash Unreal, by Against Me. This song is fucking awesome! If it doesn`t get you going, then you are dead...hell, i needed this song that night in Brad`s car.
"we do what we do to get by..."
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